haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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