doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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