wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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