i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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