That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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