garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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