32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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