in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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