Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i love accidental penises.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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