I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I stole a fireplace last night.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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