didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
