For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just gift wrapped bread.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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