We won't sleep together?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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