I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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