ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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