idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
