I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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