The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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