sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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