haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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