Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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