Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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