is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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