You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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