I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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