This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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