bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Randomize
