ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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