that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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