If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
this boner is exhausting
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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