I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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