Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
