New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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