Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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