i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Reggie can tackle my bush.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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