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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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