I swear she didn't look like that last week.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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