he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Is it penis luge time yet?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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