There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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