I wanna passion pit in your ass
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
His nipple licking is glorious
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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