i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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