do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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