so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She's the barista slut.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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