My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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