Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Randomize
