In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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