Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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