I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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