My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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