You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I forget how to act sober
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