you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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