I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
be right there i have to get my cape
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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