is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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