Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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