I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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