there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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